1985 was a fucking great year.

wtf…

For some extra unintentional laughs, read the video description the user included for this on Youtube.

This is either the most metal thing ever, or the gayest. Can’t tell which right now.

This is either the most metal thing ever, or the gayest. Can’t tell which right now.

Wish it could be that simple.

Wish it could be that simple.

Complaint #352

whitewhine:

“If one more person sends me a .docx file, there will be hell to pay!”

-Whine by Colin

Complaint #303

Seriously, Mia.

whitewhine:

“I love Raspberry EmergenC but not 30 in a row - why don’t they have an assorted flavors pack?”


-Whine by MikeyD

Bday

For the first time in quite a while, my birthday/New Year’s Eve didn’t totally suck ass. I owe the non-suckage in large part to the girl in the picture.

That’s my girlfriend (the one with glasses), and she went out of her way to make sure that my 23rd b-day would be something I’d remember for years to come.  You can tell she’s a huge dork, but she’s my dork, and having her in my life is the best gift I could ever receive.

Jesus, I just got diabetes after typing that last sentence.

God I miss my Atari. sharpless: This image still fills me with awe. What were they thinking?

God I miss my Atari.

sharpless:

This image still fills me with awe. What were they thinking?
I am convinced that killing your teammates is far more fun than actually playing a game constructively. If they allowed this kind of thing in actual sports, say by letting me block my own team’s field goals or something, I am certain I would’ve been more active during 8th grade P.E. class. Obviously, there is something terribly wrong with me.

I am convinced that killing your teammates is far more fun than actually playing a game constructively. If they allowed this kind of thing in actual sports, say by letting me block my own team’s field goals or something, I am certain I would’ve been more active during 8th grade P.E. class.

Obviously, there is something terribly wrong with me.